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Christmas 2025

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10 Pack Funny Christmas card – Pet Owner- Thank Goodness You’re Home – 10packXM332

£8.99

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All I got for Christmas was this shit mug YELLOW NEON MUG 921

Original price was: £10.99.Current price is: £7.00.

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All I want for Christmas – Secret Santa Neon Green Mug

Original price was: £10.99.Current price is: £7.00.

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Bah Cunting Humbug – Anti Christmas Mug

£9.99

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Cat Christmas Card Cat and Christmas Tree from the cat XM362

£3.49

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Cat, Christmas Tree, I’m going to fuck you up Christmas Card – XM229

£3.49

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Christmas Cunt – Secret Santa Mug Neon Green

Original price was: £10.99.Current price is: £7.00.

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Christmas Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Elf Farts

Original price was: £12.99.Current price is: £9.00.

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Christmas Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Festive Fanny Flaps

Original price was: £12.99.Current price is: £9.00.

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Christmas Wanky Candle Black Jar Candle – All I want for Christmas is peace and fucking quiet

Original price was: £14.99.Current price is: £10.00.

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Christmas Wanky Candle Black Jar Candle – Fa la la la Fuck this shit

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Christmas Wanky Candle Black Jar Candle – I KNEW BY YOUR SARCASTIC UNDERTONES, RUDE COMMENTS AND SHEER LACK OF COMMON DECENCY THAT WE WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS”

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Christmas Wanky Candle Black Jar Candle – Jingle Bells your fanny smells

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Christmas Wanky Candle Black Jar Candle – Nothing for you , cunt

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Christmas Wanky Candle Black Jar Candle – you’re on the naughty list for having a hairy fanny

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Christmas wrapping paper – party like it is your Birthday WRAP28

£4.99

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Christmas wrapping paper – Shite Christmas gift WRAP30

£4.99

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CO-WORKERS ARE LIKE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS – MUG

Original price was: £9.99.Current price is: £5.00.

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DON’T LOOK SO SURPRISED – SECRET SANTA MUG

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Funny Christmas card – Pet Owner- I ate Christmas – XM331

£3.49

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Funny Christmas card – Pet Owner- Thank Goodness You’re Home – XM332

£3.49

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Funny Christmas Card, Xmas Humour For Him, For Her – Santa Had Found A Way – XMJBS

£3.49

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Funny Humour Christmas card Cliff Richard Gift For Him Her Family Friends XM337

£3.49

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Hairy F*nny – Christmas Card – XM21

£2.99

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Hung like an Elf green NEON MUG 924

Original price was: £10.99.Current price is: £7.00.

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I want to Gonk you this Christmas Christmas Card – XM230

£3.49

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Jingle Bellend Secret Santa Mug – Neon Green

Original price was: £10.99.Current price is: £7.00.

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Merry Christmas you cunt – Red Handle Mug

Original price was: £10.99.Current price is: £7.00.

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Merry Christmas, I popped a Tenner in your Card – Christmas Card – XM228

£3.49

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Mystery Naughty Wax Melt Bundle – 5 X Full size naughty wax melts

Original price was: £24.99.Current price is: £13.00.

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Perfect Gift – Best Friend – Christmas Card – XM135

£2.99

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Permanently On The Naughty List…And Loving Every Minute Of It – Christmas Card – XM225

£3.49

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Santa’s favourite HO Mug YELLOW NEON MUG 925

Original price was: £10.99.Current price is: £6.00.

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Secret Santa Candle Mystery Box – 10 items for £10

Original price was: £35.00.Current price is: £10.00.

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Secret Santa Mug Mystery Box – 10 items for £10

Original price was: £35.00.Current price is: £10.00.

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So I have to buy everyone else a present and you only have to buy me one – Merry Christmas husband – Christmas Card – XM224

£3.49

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Sorry elves don’t make the toys you like – Christmas Card – XM68

£2.99

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Sorry the Elves don’t make the type of toys you like GREEN NEON MUG 938

Original price was: £10.99.Current price is: £7.00.

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Swearing Santa pack of 5 offensive Christmas Cards

£9.99

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The Wanky Collection of wax melts – 3 Rude Wax Melts

Original price was: £12.99.Current price is: £8.00.

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Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Christmas Double Pack

£19.99

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Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Double Pack

£12.99

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When You Stop Believing in Santa you get socks – Christmas Card – XM222

£3.49

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Rude Christmas Card – well i can see you have been a right knobhead this year’

Original price was: £3.49.Current price is: £1.00.

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Rude Christmas Card – “Santa has a cunt list. Which is just a piece of paper with your name on it.” XM437

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Rude Christmas Card – looks like you are getting a sackful tonight XM441

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Rude Christmas Card – looks like you’re getting fuck all this christmas XM438

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Rude Christmas Card – roll of sellotape tonight XM442

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Rude Christmas Card – the list of people I can’t stand gets bigger every year XM440

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Rude Christmas Card – What the fuck is an air fryer

Original price was: £3.49.Current price is: £1.00.