Hairy Fanny Naughty List – Funny Rude Christmas Card

There are plenty of reasons to end up on Santa’s naughty list. Apparently personal grooming choices are now one of them. 🎅😂

This gloriously inappropriate Christmas card features a cheeky retro Santa checking his list with the wording:

“You’re On The Naughty List For Having A Hairy Fanny”

Perfect for a best friend, girlfriend, wife, partner or that one mate you can send absolutely anything to without requiring an explanation.

With its vintage-style Santa, fabulous pink background and completely unnecessary level of rudeness, this is Christmas exactly how we like it.

Santa sees you when you’re sleeping. Apparently he’s seeing FAR too fucking much.

Product Details

• A5 greetings card (5 x 7 inches)

• Professionally printed on high-quality 300gsm card

• Blank inside for your own savage message

• Supplied with a premium envelope

• Designed and made in the UK

• Packed with care in a board-backed envelope

Perfect For

• Best friend and Family at Christmas

• Brutally honest humour lovers

• Mates who give as good as they get

• Anyone who enjoys rude, cheeky cards