Funny Rude Christmas Card – Lose My Fucking Shit Retro Xmas Card

Nothing says Christmas quite like lovingly decorating the tree… and then threatening everyone who dares move a single bloody thing.

This funny rude Christmas card features a fabulous retro family scene around the Christmas tree with the wonderfully relatable wording:

“If anyone puts anything in the wrong place I will lose my fucking shit!”

Perfect for the Christmas control freak, stressed mum, festive perfectionist or that friend who takes the positioning of the baubles far too seriously.

A brilliantly inappropriate alternative to traditional Christmas cards and ideal for anyone who knows that festive cheer and festive rage can absolutely coexist.

Not suitable for anyone who thinks decorating the Christmas tree should be a calm family bonding experience.

Product Details

• A5 greetings card (5 x 7 inches)

• Professionally printed on high-quality 300gsm card

• Blank inside for your own savage message

• Supplied with a premium envelope

• Designed and made in the UK

• Packed with care in a board-backed envelope

Perfect For

• Best friend and Family at Christmas

• Brutally honest humour lovers

• Mates who give as good as they get

• Anyone who enjoys rude, cheeky cards