Santa Doesn’t Make The Toys You Like – Funny Adult Christmas Card

Full Description

You can write to Santa all you like, but there are some departments the North Pole simply doesn’t have. 😂

Featuring a rather smug retro Santa enjoying a festive drink with the wording:

“Sorry But Santa Doesn’t Make The Kind Of Toys You Like”

A brilliantly cheeky Christmas card with just enough innuendo to get the message across without actually saying what those toys might be.

Perfect for your partner, girlfriend, wife, best friend or that mate whose Christmas list definitely shouldn't be left lying around.

Product Details

• A5 greetings card (5 x 7 inches)

• Professionally printed on high-quality 300gsm card

• Blank inside for your own savage message

• Supplied with a premium envelope

• Designed and made in the UK

• Packed with care in a board-backed envelope

Perfect For

• Best friend and Family at Christmas

• Brutally honest humour lovers

• Mates who give as good as they get

• Anyone who enjoys rude, cheeky cards