Funny Rude Santa Christmas Card – Wanking Adult Sweary Xmas Card

Well, that’s the wholesome Christmas magic completely ruined.

This hilariously rude Santa Christmas card takes the classic festive lyrics somewhere they were never supposed to go.

Featuring a cheeky winking Santa and the wording:

“He see’s you when your wanking, he knows that you’re a cunt”

It’s bold, sweary and spectacularly inappropriate — exactly what Christmas cards should be when you’ve had enough of robins, snowmen and heartfelt festive bollocks.

Perfect for mates, partners, siblings, work friends or that one person who will laugh immediately rather than pretending to be offended.

A Christmas card for people firmly on the naughty list.

Product Details

• A5 greetings card (5 x 7 inches)

• Professionally printed on high-quality 300gsm card

• Blank inside for your own savage message

• Supplied with a premium envelope

• Designed and made in the UK

• Packed with care in a board-backed envelope

Perfect For

• Best friend and Family at Christmas

• Brutally honest humour lovers

• Mates who give as good as they get

• Anyone who enjoys rude, cheeky cards