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A Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit And Found Another Job – Soy Wax Tin Candle

£12.99

Burning candles relieves stress

£14.99

Cheating Arsehole Candle Funny Breakup Scented Candle – Divorce Congratulations

Original price was: £14.99.Current price is: £10.00.

Chin Up Tits Out Funny Scented Candle – Bold Positivity For Strong Women

Original price was: £14.99.Current price is: £10.00.

Christmas Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Elf Farts

Original price was: £12.99.Current price is: £9.00.

Christmas Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Festive Fanny Flaps

Original price was: £12.99.Current price is: £9.00.

Fifty & Fucking Fabulous – Funny Birthday Rude Gift Candle – WCBJ234

£14.99

Forty & Fucking Fabulous – Funny Birthday Rude Gift Candle – WCBJ233

£14.99

Freshly signed divorce papers

£14.99

Good luck finding better colleagues than us

£14.99

Good Luck Gift , Funny Good Luck Gift, Funny Candle, Soy Wax Candle , You’ve Got This

£14.99

Have a nice poo – Limited offer with Free candle refill

£14.99

I’m Not Antisocial, I Just Fucking Hate People

£14.99

Just To Say Thank You So Much – Funny Candle – Soy Wax Tin Candle

Original price was: £12.99.Current price is: £6.00.

Light Me When The Cat Farts, Funny Candle For Cat Owner, Funny Present For Cat Mum, Cat Dad WCBJ159

£14.99

Light Me When The Dog Farts, Funny Candle For Dog Owner, Funny Present For Dog Mum, Dog Dad WCBJ158

Original price was: £14.99.Current price is: £10.00.

Light Me When You Want A BJ Candle, No Wick Candle Gag Gift, Soy Candle Wax, Valentines Gift, Anniversary gift candle

Original price was: £6.99.Current price is: £5.00.

Mum what ever life throws at you, at least you don’t have ugly children

£14.99

My Favourite Sibling Gave Me This Candle – Soy Wax Tin Candle

£12.99

No One Gives A Flying Fuck If You’re Offended – Soy Wax Tin Candle

£12.99

Oh Look A Penis- Soy Wax Tin Candle

£12.99

Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom

£14.99

Please leave by 9pm

£14.99

Same Willy Forever – Funny Candle Soy Wax Tin Candle

£12.99

Sixty & Fucking Fabulous – Funny Birthday Rude Gift Candle – WCBJ235

£14.99

Smells Like Life Without a Narcissist Candle

Original price was: £14.99.Current price is: £10.00.

Smells Like Maternity Candle

Original price was: £14.99.Current price is: £10.00.

Sometimes you forget how awesome you are

£14.99

Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist – Funny Birthday Rude Gift Candle – WCBJ261

£14.99

The lingering scent of disappointment – WITH FREE REFILL

£14.99

Thirty & Fucking Fabulous – Funny Birthday Rude Gift Candle – WCBJ232

£14.99

Truly Marvellous Human Being – Soy Wax Tin Candle

£12.99

Twenty One & Fucking Fabulous – Funny Birthday Rude Gift Candle – WCBJ231

£14.99

Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Asshole Repellent

£12.99

Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Granny Fanny

£12.99

Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Sweaty Bollox

£12.99

Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Sweaty Minge

£12.99

Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Wankers Delight

£12.99

Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Christmas Double Pack

£19.99

Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Double Pack

£12.99

Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Eau de Cunt

£12.99

Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Fanny Farts

£12.99

Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Fanny Flaps

£12.99

Wanky Candle – Tin Candle – Knob Cheese

£12.99

Wanky Candle Black Jar Candle – The fuck off candle

£14.99

Wanky Candle Black Jar Candle BURNING CANDLES… BECAUSE SETTING FIRE TO PEOPLE I FUCKING HATE IS FROWNED UPON WCBJ19

£14.99

Wanky Candle Black Jar Candle Do I look like a people person, off you fuck cunty chops WCBJ01

£14.99

Wanky Candle Black Jar Candle IN HERE IS ALL YOUR STRESS. SET FIRE TO THAT FUCKER! WCBJ20

£14.99

Wanky Candle Black Jar Candle IN LOVING MEMORY OF WHEN I GAVE A FUCK WCBJ21

£14.99

Wanky Candle Black Jar Candle My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance to cunts that needs work. WCBJ11

£14.99

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