Cheating Arsehole Candle Funny Breakup Scented Candle – Divorce Congratulations

Sometimes self-care looks like a scented candle and a petty little smile.

This Every Time You Light This Candle A Cheating Arsehole Gets The Shits candle is made for breakups, divorces and relationship endings where someone absolutely deserves the universe’s mildest curse.

Hand-poured by us in the UK using natural soy wax, this candle offers a clean, even burn and a comforting scent — because while they’re allegedly suffering, you’re thriving. It’s the perfect mix of humour, closure and “thank fuck that’s over”.

Light it. Breathe. Move on. Repeat.

Key Features

• Funny breakup candle with savage cheating slogan

• Hand-poured in the UK using natural soy wax

• Clean, even burn with a comforting scented aroma

• Bold pink label in a clear glass jar

• Designed to make you laugh while you heal

Product Details

• Wax: Soy wax

• Jar: Clear glass

• Approx burn time: 35–40 hours

• Hand-poured in the UK

• Designed and produced by us

Perfect For

• Breakups and relationship splits

• Divorce congratulations

• Ex boyfriend or ex partner humour

• Single life celebrations

• Friends who deserve better