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Bend me over. I mean Happy Valentine’s day card

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CUNT card

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Dipshit Derek card

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Farts clear the room card

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Going for a shit card

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I like your face But it would look better between my legs card

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I love you, you bug cunt card

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I often gaze at you when you’re not looking and think to myself … what a cunt – Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – V321

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In a world full of cunts you’re my favourite – neon yellow mug

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Light Me When You Want A BJ Candle, No Wick Candle Gag Gift, Soy Candle Wax, Valentines Gift, Anniversary gift candle

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Real love is sleeping on the wet patch – Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – V322

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Rick Astley – Never give you up mug

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Rick Astley Retro Card

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Roses are red, violets are blue you’re a cunt But i’d still fuck you card

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Snoring loud as fuck card

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There’s no one else I’d rather have snoring loud as fuck beside me card

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Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – “STILL NOT SICK OF YOU. P.S HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY” V318

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Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – DECLARING A POO v236

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Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – Happy Valentine’s day you cunt V314

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Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – I love you more, the end I win V311

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Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – I love your personality, but that dick is a huge bonus V313

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Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – Roses are red, Let me be blunt, It might be Valentines day but you’re still a cunt V77

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Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – Roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knee’s, you know what to do V309

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Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – Roses are red, violets are silly, open those flaps, here comes my willy V308

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Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – Sorry for farting on your willy when we spoon V315

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Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – Valentine’s day is coming and you will to. V320

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Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – You’re a cunt but you’re my cunt V307

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Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – You’re pretty lucky you found me, as it turns out you can’t find shit V317

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Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – Your farts stink v233

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Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – Your farts stink, But until they kill me i’ll still love you V316

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Valentine’s, Anniversary, Love Mug – Best thing I’ve found on the internet CMUG468

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Valentine’s, Anniversary, Love Mug – I tolerate you CMUG465

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Valentine’s, Anniversary, Love Mug – My favourite pain in the ass CMUG466

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Valentine’s, Anniversary, Love Mug – Snoring loud as fuck beside me CMUG463

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Valentine’s, Anniversary, Love Mug – That Ass is a huge bonus CMUG464

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Valentine’s, Anniversary, Love Mug – That dick is a huge bonus CMUG469

£9.99

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Wank Sock – Gag Gifts | Gifts For Him | Rude Gifts | Inappropriate Gifts | Joke Gifts | Secret Santa

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Wanky Candle Black Scented Candle, Friendship Gift, Funny Gift For Friend, Rude Candle, In A World Full Of C*nts You’re My Favourite WCBJ118

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WhatsApp Valentines Day Card Birthday Card Love You App Message Notification Girlfriend Boyfriend Wife Husband Love – V324

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Yay we still like each other – Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card – V323

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Yes you’re a cunt, but I do love you card

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You are basically my most favourite person ever card

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You make my minge twinge Valentines Mug, Anniversary Mug

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Your Ex’s Willy Gets Smaller Funny Breakup Scented Candle – Savage Single Life Humour

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