Yes you’re a cunt, but I do love you card

For the person you love dearly… even though they are, undeniably, a bit of a cunt. This honest Valentine’s card perfectly sums up real relationships — blunt, affectionate and full of sarcastic charm.

Perfect for couples who communicate through banter, insults and unconditional love. If your relationship thrives on taking the piss but knowing it’s all said with love, this card will hit the sweet spot.

Here’s what you’re getting:

• Rude Valentine’s card with blunt but loving humour
• Printed on thick premium card stock for a quality feel
• Blank inside so you can add your own heartfelt or sarcastic message
• Comes with a bright red envelope ready to hand over or post
• Designed and printed in the UK by Cheeky Chops with modern love energy

Ideal for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries or everyday reminders that love doesn’t have to be polite. Perfect for partners, husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends and anyone who knows romance includes a bit of verbal abuse.

Designed in the UK and printed to order, every card is packed with care and dispatched quickly from our UK studio. No fake romance, no cringe poetry — just honest love done properly.