Roses are red, violets are blue you’re a cunt But i’d still fuck you card

For couples who show love through insults, sarcasm and absolutely zero sugar-coating. This rude Valentine’s card says exactly what you’re both thinking — with poetry, profanity and a whole lot of affection.

Perfect for partners who thrive on banter, dark humour and cards that feel more honest than heartfelt. If your relationship runs on taking the piss and fancying each other anyway, this one will hit just right.

Here’s what you’re getting:

• Rude Valentine’s card with bold sweary humour and romantic menace
• Printed on thick premium card stock for a quality feel
• Blank inside so you can add your own loving or filthy message
• Comes with a bright red envelope ready to hand over or post
• Designed and printed in the UK by Cheeky Chops with unapologetic attitude

Ideal for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries or reminding your favourite idiot how much you actually adore them. Great for husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends and anyone who knows love doesn’t have to be polite.

Designed in the UK and printed to order, every card is packed with care and dispatched quickly from our UK studio. No soppy poems, no boring romance — just filthy honesty done properly.