Wanky Candle Funny Vanilla Candle – Life Is Like a Penis

A funny vanilla-scented soy wax candle for an adult friend, sibling or partner who enjoys cheeky encouragement. Featuring “Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down… but it won’t be hard forever”, this Wanky Candles design makes a cheeky gift for someone who shares your humour. Presented in a 30cl black jar, with up to 40 hours’ burn time.