ONLY CUNTS ARE BORN IN FEBRUARY – RUDE FEBRUARY BIRTHDAY CARD

February babies don’t mess about — and neither does this card.

This rude, funny birthday card is made for those born in February who proudly own their no-nonsense attitude and sharp sense of humour. With bold, colourful lettering and unapologetic sweary vibes, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (or a dramatic gasp).

Printed in-house on premium quality card and paired with a coloured envelope, it’s blank inside so you can write whatever feels right — heartfelt, sarcastic, or absolutely unhinged.

Perfect for friends, partners, siblings, or any February legend who can take a joke and give it straight back.

✔ Designed and printed in the UK
✔ Bright, bold and brutally honest
✔ Blank inside for your own message
✔ Comes with a coloured envelope
✔ Rude humour birthday card for adults

Not suitable for the easily offended. Very suitable for February.