Only Cunts Are Born In August Birthday Candle – Funny Rude Black Jar Soy Wax Candle

Only the elite are born in August… apparently.

This bold black jar candle features our colourful “Only cunts are born in August” birthday design, finished with a cheeky Happy Birthday detail. It is rude, unapologetic and guaranteed to get a reaction.

Hand poured in the UK using natural soy wax, this candle delivers a clean, even burn with a strong fragrance throw. No weak scent. No mass-produced nonsense. Just premium ingredients and proper attitude.

Fragrance: Pomegranate & Fig
A rich fruity blend with deep fig notes and juicy pomegranate. Sweet, slightly tart and seriously addictive.

Perfect for best friends, partners, siblings or that one August menace who would be offended by anything less.

Light it. Laugh. Let it burn.

Key Features

• Hand poured in the UK
• Natural soy wax for a cleaner burn
• Pomegranate and fig fragrance
• Burn time up to 40 hours
• 250g wax weight
• Total weight approximately 600g
• Matte black reusable jar
• Designed and printed in house

Product Details

Jar colour: black
Wax type: natural soy wax
Wax weight: 250g
Total weight: 600g
Burn time: up to 40 hours
Fragrance: pomegranate and fig