ONLY CUNTS ARE BORN IN MARCH – RUDE MARCH BIRTHDAY CARD

March birthdays come with attitude — and this card doesn’t hold back.

This rude and funny birthday card is made for March legends who tell it like it is and don’t apologise for it. Loud, colourful lettering meets unapologetic sweary humour to deliver a card that’s guaranteed to get a laugh (and possibly a snort).

Printed in-house on premium quality card and supplied with a coloured envelope, it’s blank inside so you can add your own message — savage, loving, or somewhere beautifully inappropriate in between.

Perfect for friends, partners, siblings, or any March-born menace who can take a joke and give one straight back.

✔ Designed and printed in the UK
✔ Bright, bold and brutally honest
✔ Blank inside for your own message
✔ Comes with a coloured envelope
✔ Rude humour birthday card for adults

Definitely not for the easily offended. Very much for March.