ONLY CUNTS ARE BORN IN JANUARY – RUDE JANUARY BIRTHDAY CARD

Because January people are built different… and everyone knows it.

This bold, sweary birthday card is perfect for celebrating those January legends who embrace their inner chaos. Featuring bright, playful lettering and unapologetic humour, it’s designed to make them laugh before they even open it.

Printed in-house on premium quality card with a colourful envelope included, this card is blank inside so you can add your own message – loving, savage, or somewhere in between.

Ideal for mates, partners, siblings, or anyone born in January who can take a joke (and probably dish it out harder).

✔ Designed and printed in the UK
✔ Bright, bold and brutally honest
✔ Blank inside for your own message
✔ Comes with a coloured envelope
✔ A proper laugh-out-loud birthday card

Not for the easily offended. Very much for the January crew.