ONLY CUNTS ARE BORN IN APRIL – RUDE APRIL BIRTHDAY CARD

April babies bring the chaos — and this card celebrates it properly.

This rude and funny birthday card is made for those born in April who thrive on bold opinions, big personalities and zero filter energy. Featuring bright, playful lettering and unapologetic sweary humour, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (or a dramatic eye roll).

Printed in-house on premium quality card and supplied with a coloured envelope, it’s blank inside so you can write your own message — heartfelt, sarcastic, or wildly inappropriate.

Perfect for friends, partners, siblings, or any April-born legend who can take a joke and dish it straight back.

✔ Designed and printed in the UK
✔ Bright, bold and brutally honest
✔ Blank inside for your own message
✔ Comes with a coloured envelope
✔ Rude humour birthday card for adults

Not for the faint-hearted. Absolutely for April.