ONLY CUNTS ARE BORN IN SEPTEMBER – RUDE SEPTEMBER BIRTHDAY CARD

September birthdays come with superiority complex energy — and this card says it out loud.

This rude and funny birthday card is made for those born in September who are quietly savage, confidently chaotic and always a little bit right. With bold, colourful lettering and unapologetic sweary humour, it’s guaranteed to raise a laugh (and a smug smile).

Printed in-house on premium quality card and supplied with a coloured envelope, it’s blank inside so you can add your own message — heartfelt, sarcastic, or beautifully brutal.

Perfect for friends, partners, siblings, or any September-born menace who can take a joke and absolutely deliver one back.

✔ Designed and printed in the UK
✔ Bright, bold and brutally honest
✔ Blank inside for your own message
✔ Comes with a coloured envelope
✔ Rude humour birthday card for adults

Not subtle. Very September.