ONLY CUNTS ARE BORN IN OCTOBER – RUDE OCTOBER BIRTHDAY CARD

October birthdays come with dark-horse energy — and this card leans all the way into it.

This rude and funny birthday card is made for those born in October who are mysterious, sarcastic and just a tiny bit intimidating. With bold, colourful lettering and unapologetic sweary humour, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (or a slow, knowing nod).

Printed in-house on premium quality card and supplied with a coloured envelope, it’s blank inside so you can add your own message — loving, savage, or delightfully inappropriate.

Perfect for friends, partners, siblings, or any October-born legend who can take a joke and deliver it back with interest.

✔ Designed and printed in the UK
✔ Bright, bold and brutally honest
✔ Blank inside for your own message
✔ Comes with a coloured envelope
✔ Rude humour birthday card for adults

Not for the weak. Very October.