ONLY CUNTS ARE BORN IN NOVEMBER – RUDE NOVEMBER BIRTHDAY CARD

November birthdays come with unbothered menace energy — and this card says it out loud.

This rude and funny birthday card is made for those born in November who are calm on the surface and absolutely feral underneath. With bold, colourful lettering and unapologetic sweary humour, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (and probably a smug grin).

Printed in-house on premium quality card and supplied with a coloured envelope, it’s blank inside so you can add your own message — sweet, sarcastic, or beautifully brutal.

Perfect for friends, partners, siblings, or any November-born legend who can take a joke and deliver one back without breaking eye contact.

✔ Designed and printed in the UK
✔ Bright, bold and brutally honest
✔ Blank inside for your own message
✔ Comes with a coloured envelope
✔ Rude humour birthday card for adults

Not subtle. Very November.