ONLY CUNTS ARE BORN IN JULY – RUDE JULY BIRTHDAY CARD

July birthdays come with main-character energy — and this card knows it.

This rude and funny birthday card is made for those born in July who are bold, loud and absolutely not here to be subtle. With bright, colourful lettering and unapologetic sweary humour, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (and probably a screenshot).

Printed in-house on premium quality card and supplied with a coloured envelope, it’s blank inside so you can write your own message — sweet, savage, or delightfully inappropriate.

Perfect for friends, partners, siblings, or any July-born menace who can take a joke and fire one straight back.

✔ Designed and printed in the UK
✔ Bright, bold and brutally honest
✔ Blank inside for your own message
✔ Comes with a coloured envelope
✔ Rude humour birthday card for adults

Not subtle. Very July.