ONLY CUNTS ARE BORN IN DECEMBER – RUDE DECEMBER BIRTHDAY CARD

December birthdays come with end-of-year boss energy — and this card absolutely knows it.

This rude and funny birthday card is made for those born in December who steal the spotlight, ruin Christmas, and still somehow remain everyone’s favourite. With bold, colourful lettering and unapologetic sweary humour, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (and probably be kept forever).

Printed in-house on premium quality card and supplied with a coloured envelope, it’s blank inside so you can add your own message — festive, sarcastic, or gloriously inappropriate.

Perfect for friends, partners, siblings, or any December-born legend who can take a joke and dish it out harder.

✔ Designed and printed in the UK
✔ Bright, bold and brutally honest
✔ Blank inside for your own message
✔ Comes with a coloured envelope
✔ Rude humour birthday card for adults

Not subtle. Very December. Absolutely iconic.