ONLY CUNTS ARE BORN IN AUGUST – RUDE AUGUST BIRTHDAY CARD

August birthdays don’t whisper — they announce themselves.

This rude and funny birthday card is made for those born in August who thrive on attention, confidence and doing things their own way. With bold, colourful lettering and unapologetic sweary humour, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (and possibly a dramatic reaction).

Printed in-house on premium quality card and supplied with a coloured envelope, it’s blank inside so you can add your own message — loving, sarcastic, or gloriously unfiltered.

Perfect for friends, partners, siblings, or any August-born legend who can take a joke and give one straight back.

✔ Designed and printed in the UK
✔ Bright, bold and brutally honest
✔ Blank inside for your own message
✔ Comes with a coloured envelope
✔ Rude humour birthday card for adults

Not shy. Very August.