CUNTS ARE BORN IN MAY- RUDE MAY BIRTHDAY CARD

May birthdays come with confidence — and this card leans right into it.

This rude and funny birthday card is made for those born in May who know exactly who they are and aren’t here to tone it down. With bright, bold lettering and unapologetic sweary humour, it’s the perfect way to mark another year of being an absolute menace.

Printed in-house on premium quality card and supplied with a coloured envelope, it’s blank inside so you can write whatever you like — sweet, savage, or somewhere gloriously in between.

Perfect for friends, partners, siblings, or any May-born legend who can take a joke and give one straight back.

✔ Designed and printed in the UK
✔ Bright, bold and brutally honest
✔ Blank inside for your own message
✔ Comes with a coloured envelope
✔ Rude humour birthday card for adults

Not subtle. Very May.