Dipshit Derek card

For the person who snores like a freight train but somehow still owns your heart. This funny Valentine’s card celebrates real love — the kind that survives sleepless nights, stolen duvet battles and ear-splitting snoring.

Perfect for couples who laugh at the reality of sharing a bed and wouldn’t swap it for anyone else. If your relationship is built on love, tolerance and taking the piss, this card says it better than roses ever could.

Here’s what you’re getting:

• Funny Valentine’s card with rude but affectionate humour
• Printed on thick premium card stock for a quality feel
• Blank inside so you can add your own loving or sarcastic message
• Comes with a bright red envelope ready to hand over or post
• Designed and printed in the UK by Cheeky Chops with honest couple energy

Ideal for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries or just reminding your partner that even their snoring hasn’t put you off. Perfect for husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends and long-term loves who share a bed and a sense of humour.

Designed in the UK and printed to order, every card is packed with care and dispatched quickly from our UK studio. No perfect-couple nonsense — just funny, relatable love done properly.