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WE DON'T GET SMARTER AS WE GET OLDER. We just run out of stupid things to do JC24
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Being related to me is really the only gift you need JC23
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Happy Birthday from your favourite child JC22
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Happy Birthday to our least ugliest child JC21
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I love you more than you annoy me and that’s a lot JC20
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Happy birthday to my closest compatible organ donor JC19
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You know you are old when you stop growing at both ends and start growing in the middle. JC18
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happy birthday from the one who endures your farts and loves you anyway JC17
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" ON YOUR BIRTHDAY I WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE ENJOYED ANNOYING YOU AND HOW EXCITED I AM TO KEEP DOING IT NEXT YEAr" JC16
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Happy Birthday to mum and dads ugliest child JC15
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I think me being your child is gift enough - happy birthday JC14
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you were an accident - happy birthday JC13
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STOP PRETENDING TO READ THE CARD I KNOW YOU'RE LOOKING FOR MONEY JC12
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I got you something amazing for your Birthday JC11
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Alexa send a Birthday card JC10
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I'm fed up looking for Birthday Cards you can have this one JC09
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Obligatory Birthday card JC08
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Nothing says happy birthday JC07
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This card is loads better JC06
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Happy Birthday from your sibling JC05
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At your age you really should grow up JC04
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you are my favourite person JC03
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We have been friends for so long JC02
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I got you this Birthday Card JC01
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