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Emergency Penis Pasta & Emergency Pants Set


  • Penis Shaped Pasta

    Surely the rudest food since the banana, Penis Pasta might not be to everyone's taste but this novelty shaped pasta will certainly raise the roof at your next dinner party. Just remember to get the fusilli back out when Granny and Grandad come over for tea.

    If willy shaped pasta doesn't appeal to your own appetite why not buy a pack for a friend? These rude rascals are sure to entertain or embarrass them, but we bet they won't be able to resist giving it a try. A bowlful of willy pasta might not be the most conventional meal they've ever eaten, but it's sure to rank amongst the most memorable. You can buy Penis Pasta with UK next day delivery so why not get your order in today? If these aren't spicy enough for you, the fact that some of them are chili flavour should be!

    About The Product

    • Made from the finest durum wheat and contains some chili flavoured pasta pieces too!
    • Each bag contains 250g of penis shaped pasta.
    • Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights.