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I know you like cock - Large 16oz candles

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Ozzy Osbourne - Dad you rock F90

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Fathers Day: Lockdown Edition F89

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Alexa, send dad a father's day card F88

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Kevin and Perry Dad I'm not your slave F87

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I bet that bitch carole baskin didn't get you a father's day card F86

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Boris Johnson It's Father's day! Let's go out, but not out out F85

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Sorry the pub is closed this Father's Day thinking of you during this difficult time F84

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Have an isolated father's day F83

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Boris Johnson It is under strict instruction your father's day is on lockdown F82

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Happy Lockdown Father's day F81

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Yoda best Uncle C822

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Yoda best Husband C821

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I'm so glad mum didn't cover you in sardine oil and feed you to the tigers F78

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I'm so glad mum didn't cover you in sardine oil and feed you to the tigers F78

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Best Dad Ever F77

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DAD even though your ears are hairier than your head i still love you F76

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GRANDADS DON'T GET MUCH GRANDER THAN MINE F75

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you're always complaining about my attitude but i got it from you F74

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Dad, I'm so jealous that I will never have a child as cool as you have... F73

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ONLY A DAD AS WONDERFUL AS YOU COULD HAVE A CHILD AS WONDERFUL AS ME! F72

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Joe Exotic Tiger King Have an exotic Father's Day F71

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Shit on it. It's Father's day Friday night Dinner F70

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Boris Johnson This Father's Day Remember to wash your hands F69

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Donald Trump Let's make father's day great again F68

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Happy Father's day you plonka Del Boy Only Fools F67

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HAPPY FATHERS DAY I LOVE BEING YOUR FAVOURITE F63

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My favourite child gave me this card for father's day F62

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SOME SONS JUST KNOW THEY'VE GOT THE BESTEST DAD IN THE THE WORLD F60

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DAD - The sharpest tool in the shed F59

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saw this card and thought fuck it this will do. F58

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Happy FATHERS's day from your least disappointing child F57

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I love you from my head to-ma-toes F56

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Killing Eve Never call a psychopath IN29

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Happy Birthday to my favourite psychopath Killing Eve IN28

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Killing Eve, Eve and Villanelle Birthday Card IN27

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Happy Birthday Smeg Head (Red Dwarf) IN06

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Mr T A Team - Happy Birthday Fool IN07

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Nessa Gavin and Stacey IN08

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Nessa Gavin and Stacey - Happy Birthday IN09

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Gordon Ramsey - Happy Fucking Birthday IN10

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you know whose fault it is that you have to isolate on your birthday Joe exotic Tiger King IN20

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I bet that bitch carole baskin didn't get you a card IN21

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that bitch carole basking made you older IN22

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Happy Birthday you cool cat IN23

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Happy Anniversary hopefully I won't loose you IN24

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I can't wait to slather you in sardine oil IN25

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Roses are red, Joe exotic is gay, don't let Carole Baskin fuck up your birthday IN26

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