Better to have loved and divorced than be stuck with a cunt forever. – Divorce Card, Congratulations Card D7
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BETTER WILLIES ARE COMING – Divorce Card, Congratulations Card D4
Divorce, like marriage but without all the shit – Divorce Card, Congratulations Card D5
Hooray! That a**hole is behind you! – Divorce Card, Congratulations Card D8
What do you call a woman with no arsehole? Divorced – Divorce Card, Congratulations Card D6
