“Can’t wait to have a massive poo in your new loo!” Funny New Home Card, Rude Moving House Card, Congratulations, New House H-5
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Better to have loved and divorced than be stuck with a cunt forever. – Divorce Card, Congratulations Card D7
BETTER WILLIES ARE COMING – Divorce Card, Congratulations Card D4
Divorce, like marriage but without all the shit – Divorce Card, Congratulations Card D5
Good luck convincing your new neighbours you’re normal! Funny New Home Card, Rude Moving House Card, Congratulations, New House H-3
Happy new home! Funny New Home Card, Rude Moving House Card, Congratulations, New House H-2
Hooray! That a**hole is behind you! – Divorce Card, Congratulations Card D8
HOPE YOUR NEW NEIGHBOURS AREN’T DICKS! Funny New Home Card, Rude Moving House Card, Congratulations, New House H-1
I hope your new neighbours aren’t cunts! Funny New Home Card, Rude Moving House Card, Congratulations, New House H-4
Mortgage wankers! Funny New Home Card, Rude Moving House Card, Congratulations, New House H-6
New pad! Frog Funny New Home Card, Rude Moving House Card, Congratulations, New House H-8
Purrfect new home! Funny New Home Card, Rude Moving House Card, Congratulations, New House H-7
What do you call a woman with no arsehole? Divorced – Divorce Card, Congratulations Card D6
