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Sweaty Minge - Wanky Candle - WC06

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Fanny Farts - Wanky Candle - WC08

If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my minge

I'm a beautiful and intelligent lady, who happens to say CUNT a lot MUG 29

Do I look like a people person ? Off you fuck cunt - MUG 16

Birthday Card - Stink of piss - C226

Mad Dog 20 20 - Birthday Card - Retro Vintage C124

Birthday Card Best friend/ Fabulous Bitch C386

LARGE printed beach towel - CUNT - FREE P&P

LARGE printed beach towel - Don't pinch my fucking sunbed

LARGE printed beach towel - I 'm not fat I'm easy to see